The Totally Rad Guild

As some of you may know I came into a lot of money a few years back. I bought a small house on the cheap that was apparently haunted. I didn't believe in ghosts and stuff at firsts but now I do. The ghosts isn't even spooky, its just fucking annoying. It just slams doors fucks with my internet and upsets my fish. I have even seen it. It looks like one of those creepy Japanese horror monsters from the ring but it hasn't tried to kill me yet. My fish and cats don't give a shit anymore because they are retarded, but it is distracting me from my work. I'm not crazy but has anyone had these problems and how did they fix them?

Like this?

Turns out it was a spider nest in one of the lights and bad window ceiling. Looked more like the creepy little boy from the grudge.

That's a relief. If it comes back, I'd talk to biggie about doing an exorcism.